summ3r styl3 1d3as

 okay so it's june 2nd, which means i have to figure out the style for summer ASAP. 

i already have some ideas, but they're not the freshest. swim trunks and a bikini top is DEFINITELY the move this season, and of course i love a good tank top. my worst fashion habit is wearing The Female Manipulator outfit when i can't think of something interesting. (a female manipulator outfit consists of a tank top, big pants, and a hoodie with layered jewelry) i didn't put a lot of thought into the spring season, since i was going to school, which allowed me to recycle a lot of my winter pieces- sweater vests, big carhartts, long sleeves, etc. fall and winter fashion always gets me the most excited. i love a good sleeve or a big jacket or some nice shoes or a earth-toned button up. spring was all about these terrible little cargo shorts for me, and you WILL see me wearing them this season, but here's what i'm thinking...

i am definitely going to act on some of my long-standing outfit ideas this summer. i'm thinking leather, which is going to be difficult because i live in california and this place is not forgiving to unbreathable material. that's why i'm thinking about leather in terms of skirts and tops. i wanted a leather jacket, but i think i'll have to restrain myself until the fall. anyway, i definitely think a leather skirt is the move. i was thinking about this jean top the other day, and i wish i could find a leather top just like it. i want to just look like a creep. 

i'm also thinking about jerseys. i want a good hockey jersey or like okay hear me out.. like a fubu jersey.......... god i can't believe i just want to dress like bladee. how embarrassing. anyway, i'm going to do it. the hard part is always finding the pieces. i hate online shopping, but i guess if i really want something, i can find it online. beats going to a thrift store and not finding anything. okay, whatever. i want a hockey jersey specifically because one of the main characters on the tv show scrubs wore one consistently and i was like okay. why don't i look like that. i also don't want one that's like a good team. i was wearing my detroit tigers hoodie to work and my boss asked me about it, so i'm trying to avoid talking about sports at all costs, even though i will be wearing sports-themed clothing. i'm looking at a soviet one and one that literally says bladerunners on it.... i'm a menace... 

i really want a big coat still. i had this idea a while back about wearing a firefighter coat. i just think it would be so cute!! and i could put like cigarettes out on it. that's hot. when have you seen a bitch wearing a firefighter coat?? literally never. 

okay, finally, lets talk about shoes. i don't need new shoes (LMFAO), but i want to do something else. i've been thinking about just getting really interesting shoelaces, so that might be cool. i really like the idea of getting new tights and maybe leg warmers, but i tried that a while ago and i'm just not sure if i want to keep doing it. it's whatever. i also got some cowboy boots about a month or so ago, so i definitely want those to make an appearance in my summer outfits. i guess i'll discuss cowboy clothes for a second, because that's also something i want to get more into, but again, i might have to restrain myself until the fall. that seems more in line with a lot of leather than with visibly intoxicated goth sporty spice. 

okay and with that, i have to go to work. someone has to pay for all these goddamn clothes.